Drinkin' Town With A Football Problem ringtone:

Barhoppers, churchgoers
Marlboro Light smokers
Blue collar, red voters
Population 1,009

Past year’s cheerleaders
Old men fill the bleachers
Skeptics, true believers all
Gathered on a Friday night
Singing to the stars and stripes

We’re a drinking town with a football problem
With two main things we all have in common
We love ‘em both and don’t want to solve ‘em
We’re a drinking town with a football problem